It's Not Easy Being Straight: An Ode to Breederdom, by BJ Casanova
Sung to the tune of "It's Not Easy Being Green"
It's not that easy being straight
Having to spend each day dreaming of red hot snatch
When I think it could be nicer craving cocks, buttocks, and poppers
Or something much more flavorful like that
It's not easy being straight
It seems you blend in with so many trashy disgusting people
Like frat boys, Keven Federline, and not those
Who're standing out like flaming glitter in the blue sky
Or Anderson Cooper
But straight's the preference of God
And straight can be cool just like homo
And straight can be big like Ken Ryker, or important
Like a Barbra, or famous like Cher
When straight is all you're able to be
It could make you want to cry, or just want to die
But yet, I am straight and it'll do fine, it's fabulous
I love to drink beer and sex up chicks
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