Oh, oh Ann! In case you haven't happened upon her most recent episode of verbal skitters, here's the quote everyone is blogging about:
"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards."
This is unbelievably offensive. I mean, John Edwards is clearly not gay! No self-respecting gay man would dress like that, and let's not even go into his accessories. It's the Fathers' Day sale at Macy's and I am staying far away from there and closer to the nearest Express Men! Seriously, you'd think a blonde skeletal bitch like that could have some decent 'dar, though on the other hand, maybe it's the classic gay male syndrome (and she does have one heck of an Adam's apple) of assuming EVERYONE is a butt-pirate.
In other news:
When is this man going to die already? I'm sure his will lists his daughter as the cause of all this, like when he found out she was a rug-muncher he was so shocked that his heart never recovered. It's hard to believe, in this day and age, that a man who has chosen to go through life with the name Dick would be able to handle more shocking language than her coming out speech, but I guess you learn something new every day. At least hunters can feel more comfortable knowing that Dick isn't going to shoot all over them!
Finally, the city of Santa Monica is considering an ordinance that would let city officials give birth control shots to squirrels. I have a better idea: sell them online to fetishists! Just the thought that their child might wind up up someone's butt will make the squirrels stay out of people's way out of fear.
More seriously, though, if it's okay to force birth control on any species that makes a mess in public and makes it impossible for people like me to go through our day without being harassed, forced to look at ugly and ungroomed hair, then I have a great idea: Sterilize the breeders! Join BJ's campaign "Shoot Straighty (with birth control)" and let's make the world a better place. We'll start with Ann, assuming she really has ovaries and they still work.
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