Thursday, March 8, 2007

Small-Screen BJ for March 7, 2007



Do you know who this manboy is? Maybe you don't recognize him with some clothes on, but this is Stonie, aka Borat's son! Now that Borat is on DVD, members of the gay community should stand at attention at the thrilling opportunity to freeze-frame those naked shots.

Except . . . Stonie is a gay porn star with quite a few films under his belt (does that term apply here?). You can see a whole lot more of him by checking out your local video store with a back room. Speaking of which, there is a store here in Chicago called Rainbow Fantasy video where I often go to rent GLBT art films. One day, while I was looking for a new Gregg Araki release, I accidentally wandered into the adult section. Within seconds, my tender eyes witnessed so much filth, but to make matters worse, a man who was clearly over 40 grabbed his crotch suggestively while staring at me!

Needless to say, I will no longer be patronizing Rainbow Fantasy.



Also available as of this week is a new expanded edition of The Full Monty. This is one of those special films to my heart, as it was one of the first real indie movies I ever saw after escaping from Roland, Iowa, but it was also a movie that helped me whip off my front of heterosexuality (which turned out to be fooling almost no one) and expose my gayosity to the world!

Finally, yet another new season of "The Golden "Girls" is out this week, but the first season of "Bosom Buddies" is finally coming out very soon as well. It's about time that every episode from the history of these light and lovely old sitcoms became available. Here's hoping "Nurses" is coming soon as well!

P.S. In response to the hundreds of angry comments about my belated BJ-giving (all but noe of which I erased in the interest of simplicity), let me apologize again. Last night I had to work late, then make dinner, do dishes and laundry, and watch three hours of TV (I skipped "Top Design" so it should have been four), so this post got lost in the busy schedule. I promise to continue trying my very, very hardest to give you all the BJ you deserve.

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