Small-Screen BJ for March 14, 2007

From Hedwig to hardcore: John Cameron Mitchell's controversial film Shortbus is now available on DVD. High school students looking for sexy alone time may be disappointed by the distracting plot, which is almost too intelligent for me. It's, like, philosophical and stuff. Speaking of stuff, Johnny boy does something very brave for a gay in his cameo. This is a feel-good movie in one way or another, or both ways, or whatever ways you're in the mood for. You could say it puts the "head" in Hedwig, except I liked Hedwig better.



Daniel Craig can put his royale in BJ's casino any time he wants to! This delicious hunk brought the Bond franchise to life; in fact, you could practically get whiplash from the velocity. This Spring, you can Spring to attention as well with Casino Royale on DVD. I doubt the extras will include anythinig related to the rumors about Danny's sexuality, but a boy can dream. Jesse Metcalfe is a hunk, and Ryan Seacrest is a pocket of playful pleasure, but Craig beats them both handily. And I do mean handily.

And now, it is time to debut a brand spanking new feature on this blog. Each Wednesday, as a part of Small-Screen BJ, I will include one classic and/or seasonal DVD title for:

Thanks for the BJ Memories

Today's choice is, in honor of St. Patrick's Day on Saturday, is Leprechaun 3. Warwick Davis, who is shorter than Ryan Seacrest and uglier than Verne Troyer, dons his feminine heels for the third out of too many installments in this series. He drinks, he steals, and he wreacks general dwarfish havok in Sin City.



John Gatkins is the protagonist, and there is at least one delicious shirtless photo of this smooth hunk. Add a sassy Jewish broad, an Indian pawn shop clerk, and special effects that would make only Ed Wood jealous, and you've got a perfect match for Irish car bombs (the drink, of course, sweeties)!

This is BJ Casanova, wishing you pleasant dreams and not horrific Leprechaun nightmares.